GUYS: My Lists of what-to-LIKE and what-to-UNLIKE

(Blame Facebook. That should be DISLIKE!)

Juicy Peppah

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IT is still too young of me to think of having a boyfriend or settling down. I’m only 21 (for some cultures [which I don’t think of adapting] however, having no boyfriend at this age is a huge shame)! But at least, being single for 21 years gave way for me to fall unrequitedly in love with whomever I please.

And because I am more experienced in CRUSH life than in COMMITTED SINGLE LIFE (Love life has a wide scope. You may feel love without necessary involving a significant other), I have created two lists that differentiate the man that I dream of to the man who is truly available.

So to start, I am a goner for someone who:

J  …is older than me by two to four years [need someone who is more matured to handle me, unless he’s, well… too hot to let go. HAHAHA!!!]

J  …is astrologically compatible with me [I do believe in Astrology and Chinese Zodiac. Many, many thanks to Vanness Wu whom I used to dream of in 2003. Horse and horse will work only if one backs down, I still remember…]

J  ...treats me kindly [that for some reasons, the moment I get used to it, the more he goes away. Annoying, but true.]

J  ...makes affectionate touches [not really from the breast downward or I’ll show him the pits of hell, but patting my head or shoulders or playing with my hair without asking my permission; sometimes, hitting my back with an orange balloon can be sweet… what a memory!X_____X]

J  ...compliments me [Or gives motivation. I don’t know why I like being flattered, but this is the reason I overdo things. When I am being flattered, I am motivated to do more than the best I could, to the point of driving them to annoyance. Which was why my kind of guy during college got sick of me, maybe…]

J  …is insanely attractive [Devastatingly handsome with a little bit of six protruding packs in the abdominal area… Actually it’s an option. It’s only applicable to Ryosuke Yamada and John Morrisson. But their faces make me collect millions of their new pictures with a viral bonus that made my Toshi-kun sick for a few weeks. Now thank God he’s already okay.]

J  …may not necessarily be very attractive but have unique qualities [truth is, I am an expert in falling for someone who looks like a stone but is insanely gentle, or has an amazingly sexy voice, or is very talented, or is good in everything I’m good at, which reminds me…]

J  ...has the same qualities as I have [I have to admit, when a guy knows how to play guitar or sing beautifully, or he loves writing essays and poems, or he loves BERUBO as much as I do, I feel lucky to have him, if given a chance.]

J  ...HAS A LONG HAIR [wonder why I fell in (fatuated) with Vanness Wu, Rob Van Dam, Jeff Hardy, and Ryosuke Yamada? They’re not just music material. They have shoulder-length (or more) locks!]

J  ...has that protective quality as my father’s [A guy showing me that he cares for me and respects me for who I am, just as daddy does to us, his children, is more than I could ask for. He’ll always remind me how good it once felt to be under the love of your parents, protecting you and guiding you without anything in return. Truest of all love, indeed.]

J  …is TRUE [Can I stand someone who lies and cheats? I wouldn’t know, but I wanted someone to be honest with me, even though truth hurts.]

Seems like I’ve had enough of explaining things, haven’t I?

Although I have listed whatever I like in a man, someone I NEED will come along. Well, that’s God’s business, not mine. But it doesn’t hurt to tell Him what I like, although I know He knew it already before I could ever write it down here.

Now what don’t I like in a guy?

J  Expert dessert makers [sugarcoating you with compliments until you fall for them definitely sucks, especially when they don’t even know you yet. I’d love to dip them in a pot of boiling lava!]

J  Car racers [guys whom you don’t know but asks for your name, number, and anything about you quicker than the speed of light, then call you endearments the next day even though you’ve already shown signs that you’re not into their gimmick. I’d love to run a bulldozer over their thick heads!]

J  Tooters [guys who’d sugarcoat you with flattery until they tell you their hidden agenda… the three-letter sacred gift from God which they spoil at a young age just because of their insecurities or some other reasons. This is a MAJOR turn-off to me.]

J  Phoners and Netters [people who use technology and honey-coated words to win your heart. Why don’t they just show you their love face to face?]

J  Twitters [men who irritate you by showing cute faces that do not really fit them. Either they’re too ugly to do so or whatever. But then, I easily fall in love with not-so-attractive guys most of the time. Maybe this turn-off uttered a curse for me.X_____X]

J  Mockers [who likes being mocked for appearance, attitudes, and all that? They’d rather go to hell! I’d catapult them!]

J  Cowards [I am a coward myself, afraid to fight for what I want, so why would I choose someone as coward as I am? If they want me, they just have to tell. Why fear being hurt?]

J  Proud [what’s there to be proud of anyway? Just because they’re men? They’re MAD.]

J  Younger [well, you know who’s the exception. Well unless he’s matured (and too hot to let go too). Being older than a guy makes me feel superior.]

J  Lower than me [a real big turn-off not only for me, but for my entire dynasty. My parents will make a bloody reaction for this, and so will I. Besides, it catapults a man to his insecurity and hurt me, or even kill me if he sees me progress while he’s rotting in a corner. I wouldn’t love that. I’d want him to be professionally dominant over me.]

Well, whatever! I never can tell what kind of guy comes along. Like I wrote, it’s none of my business for now. But I want this entry to serve as a guide not only for me but for my fellow hopefuls whose Christmas wish this year is to find someone worth catching. Best of luck!^_^